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Ramayana by Bill Gates

Once When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance to listen Ramayana from Atal Behari Vajpayee. After returning to US he wrote it in his personal Diary.


LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya,there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat.
Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY.
His brothers,however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta.
12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL RAM as his successor.
However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life saving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and, he collapsed,power-less.
RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother.
The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRANSISTOR of RAW-van,PROCESSOR of LAN- ka.
Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her.
RAM, politely declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her. Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by RANSISTOR's plight,approached his uncle MAR-icha.
MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into forest.
Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who,with his last breath, cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid.
Catching the opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRAR and changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.

Song for Indian Programmers

Saari umr hum
coding main jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein bench de do
bench de do

Saari umr hum
coding main jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein bench de do
bench de do

Na na na...Na na na...Na na na.....Na na nana na....

Give me some Bench Time
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again

Give me some Bench Time
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again

Kandhon ko laptop
Ke bojh ne jhukaya

jhoot bolna tho khud
manager ne sikhaya

4.0 feebdback laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat futi
Likh likh kar pada hatheli par
SAP, Asp, C-sharp ka chaala

DOT Net development-Project ne poora..
Poora bheja pakka daala

career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
bench de do bench de do

Saari umru hum
coding main jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein bench de do
bench de do

Na na na...Na na na...Na na na.....Na na nana na....
Give me some Bench Time
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some Bench Time
Give me some train
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Na na na...Na na na...Na na na.....Na na nana na....
Na na na...Na na na...Na na na.....Na na nana na....

Installing Husband !!!

A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....

Dear Tech Support,
                   Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,



REPLY


DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: i_thought_you_loved_me. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!

Regards,

News Headlines in 2025 for INDIA

POLITICS

• President Sonia Gandhi and Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi receive Italian Prime Minister Priyanka Gandhi.
• Fight in Parliament to grab the next seat beside newly elected MPs Mallika Sheravat, Sherlyn Chopra and Rakhi Sawant.
• Mayawati all set to install her 10,000 statue in UP Assembly.
• Jayalalitha and Karunanidhi signed a 100 years deal to rotate power in Tamil Nadu every 2 years.
• Raj Thackrey and his supporters fighting for a separate state for Marathi manoos. All set to form 76th Indian state.

TV and CINEMA

• Dhoom-17 ready for release.
• Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attend Aishwarya's 3rd marriage.
• Mein to ab bhi jawan hoon - Dev Anand's new movie set for release where he plays son of Aamir Khan Madhuri Dixit.
• After remakes of 45 films of Amitabh, Shahrukh now to play Amitabh's role in remake of 'Paa' .
• Amitabh's new movie with Shahrukh Khan's daughter 'Ek aur Nishabdh'.
• Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes Baa has completed 111 yrs.
• A cap found in Mithi river - Sources say it belonged to a species called Himesh Reshammiya.

SPORTS

• I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar
• Lalit Modi to inagurate IPL Season-20 next week.
• Jayasuriya celebrated his 56th birthday with a century against Australia in a T20 match.
• Coach Ganguly resigns, as India went out of The World Cup in 1st round after losing to South Korea.
• Navjot Siddhu will launch his own TV channel where he is the Host the Guest too.

TECH

• Maruti launches its new Hovercraft 'SX-25'. Toyota to follow.
• Hyundai launches its new car i420.
• TRAI to add another 2 digits to mobile numbers. New numbers would soon have 20 digits.
• Intel launched its latest processor Intel Core10 Trio.

NATION

• Petrol Rs. 900 / ltr.
• Gold touched all time high 1,00,000 mark per 10 grams.
• Temperature set to touch 60°C mark in summer this year.
• Govt subsidized vegetables by 50%. Subsidized onion to cost Rs.200 per kg.
• Textile industry incurred loses of Rs.1,000 crores. Ministry blames bollywood actress.

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